After a summer of sleeping in or doing things on your time, the alarm bell announcing that first day of school can be a rude awakening. Dread it or love it, you gotta go to school. Here is an Ecard for you!
Congratulations on the new school year 20012-2013! Good Luck!
I hope these jokes will make you feel a bit better.
The first day of school wouldn't be so bad if it weren't followed by the second day of school, and the third day of school, and then the fourth . . .
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?
Student: I get up early !
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?
Student: About an hour and a half after I arrived at school.
Student: I get up early !
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?
Student: About an hour and a half after I arrived at school.
Teacher: If this class doesn't stop making so much noise, I'll go crazy!
Class: Too late, we haven't made a sound for an hour!
Class: Too late, we haven't made a sound for an hour!
Student: Teacher, may I leave the room?
Teacher: Well, you certainly can't take it with you.
Teacher: Well, you certainly can't take it with you.
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